The Big Rocking Horse

The Big Rocking Horse by Steve Davis & The Virtualosos

I remember family trips to The Big Rocking Horse in Gumeracha, both as a child and as the parent taking children.

The “world’s biggest rocking horse”, nicknamed Wal, was conceived by wooden toymaker Wal Wilkinson, who had established a dedicated toy manufacturing workshop on Torrens Valley Road in Gumeracha in 1973.

Wal faced a dilemma. Gumeracha is located in the scenic northern Adelaide Hills but he needed a compelling reason for motorists to pull over and visit his showroom rather than simply driving past.

So he began experimenting with roadside novelties to test whether giant wooden scale models would capture public attention, these included a five-metre-high wooden giraffe, which had some success, followed by marshalling the signature item of his toy-making craft: the nursery rocking horse. These initial ones were working scale models measuring three metres and then five metres high.

    They were popular, as was “roadside monumentalism”. Australia had the big pineapple, the big lobster, and the big orange, so Wal commissioned designer David McIntosh and architect John Twopenny (who was working on the Big Orange for Berri).

    Adelaide-based firm Halwell Engineering was contracted to handle the structural fabrication so that the 25-tonne tubular and sheet-steel superstructure was capable of handling live loads of climbing visitors as well as the severe wind shear that rips through the Torrens Valley. Eight months and roughly $100,000 later, sitting on 80 metric tonnes of poured concrete ballast footings, “Wal” was open to the public in 1981.

    Over the years, it has survived close shaves with bushfires, notably the 1983 Ash Wednesday fires, the 2015 Sampson Flat bushfire, and the 2019 Cuddlee Creek bushfire.

    The pricing for climbing the big rocking horse has been maintained very modestly and while most people “gallop” up the steps, it can be challenging for some.

    This song captures the spirit of that story but also tips its hat towards Gumeracha’s past when it was a staging post for mail, freight, and passengers. Cobb & Co and other operators used it to hold horses for swapping over and watering because they’d either just traversed the steep and windy ascent from the Adelaide Plains, or they were about to encounter it. It was only when the railway arrived and freight was moved to trains, that the ecosystem of cartwrights and blacksmiths faded, leaving the town to be a hub for local farmers and, in modern times, tourists.

    The photo used to illustrate the song was taken by my sister, Karyn. Thank you.

    The Big Rocking Horse Lyrics

    [Intro]
    Turn the wood
    Turn the wood
    Turn the wood
    Release the joy

    Turn the wood
    Turn the wood
    Into another wooden toy

    Turn the wood
    Turn the wood
    Turn the wood
    To reinforce

    Turn the wood
    Turn the wood
    Into an heirloom rocking horse

    [Verse 1]
    Find that cartwright, and fix that wheel
    It’s the only way we’re gonna make it, down the hill
    Swap the horses, in Albert Street
    And they’ll need some water in this January heat

    The mighty horse, put Gumeracha on the map
    Until they introduced the railway track
    But the horses never left us, they took on a different role
    And their guardian was a toymaker, whose name was Wal

    [Bridge 1]
    Come and buy my wooden toys
    Come and bring your girls and boys
    Come and have a lovely day
    With souvenirs to take away

    Come and buy my wooden toys
    Come and bring your girls and boys
    Come and have a lovely day
    With souvenirs to take away

    Come and buy my wooden toys
    Come and bring your girls and boys
    Come and have a lovely day
    With souvenirs to take away

    Come and buy my wooden toys
    Come and bring your girls and boys
    Come and have a lovely day
    With souvenirs to take away

    [Verse 2]
    But not enough people stopped
    On Torrens Valley Road
    So, just like a spinning top
    He knew he’d have to steal the show

    So he found some engineers
    To build a monument
    That’s lasted through the years
    On a bedrock of cement

    And though the fires came
    And frightened all around
    His giant rocking horse
    Has proudly stood its ground

    [Chorus]
    You don’t need to rock, to be a rocking horse
    You don’t need to shout to be heard
    Take one step at a time, and keep climbing
    And you’ll make it to the top of the world

    [Verse 3]
    This town has seen some changes
    With plenty more to come
    So I round up my kids
    To have an afternoon of fun

    We could go to Melba’s Chocolates
    Who doesn’t like a treat?
    Or head up to Birdwood
    And let them wander through the fleet

    But there’s something in the woodwork
    It says somebody cares
    It’s why I brought you here
    So we can gallop up the stairs

    [Chorus]
    You don’t need to rock, to be a rocking horse
    You don’t need to shout to be heard
    Take one step at a time, and keep climbing
    And you’ll make it to the top of the world

    [Bridge 2]
    When the power goes out
    And when the sky turns grey
    Listen to your wooden blocks
    In the silence, hear them say

    [Outro]
    Time to play
    Time to play
    Time to play
    Release the joy

    Time to play
    Time to play
    With a simple wooden toy

    Time to play
    Time to play
    Time to play
    To reinforce

    Time to play
    Time to play
    At the world’s biggest rocking horse

    [Chorus]
    You don’t need to rock, to be a rocking horse
    You don’t need to shout to be heard
    Take one step at a time, and keep climbing
    And you’ll make it to the top of the world

    [Outro]
    Time to play
    Time to play
    Time to play
    Release the joy

    Time to play
    Time to play
    With a simple wooden toy

    Time to play
    Time to play
    Time to play
    To reinforce

    Time to play
    Time to play
    At the world’s biggest rocking horse

    [Chorus]
    You don’t need to rock, to be a rocking horse
    You don’t need to shout to be heard
    Take one step at a time, and keep climbing
    And you’ll make it to the top of the world

    Listen to The Big Rocking Horse

    The Big Rocking Horse Scratchings

    These are the notes that I scratched as I wrote this song. I made some tweaks while listening in the studio, but you will see that about 98% of the words survived.